My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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