So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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