Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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