Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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