Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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