He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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