nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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