If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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