Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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