I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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