Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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