I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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