I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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