Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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