Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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