This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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