32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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