i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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