So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
only you would photoshop your dick
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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