that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
it's great music for shaving your balls
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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