Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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