I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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