At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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