I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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