actually, I'm a sock model
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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