Buhtt sex?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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