who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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