is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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