New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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