I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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