I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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