i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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