I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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