Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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