Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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