I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Bring me that man meat
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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