found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you win again, gameday.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Randomize
