I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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