everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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