you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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