you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize