i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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