i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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