Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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