Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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