Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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