last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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