Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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