When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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