Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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