careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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