have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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