I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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