Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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