I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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